The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
83%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.