The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Love will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.