The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.