The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Love leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
90%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.