The Kneel-Down Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Love gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.