The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
76%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.