The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Love gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
91%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.