The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Love drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.