The Kneel-Down Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Love, the end zone is a rumor.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- The play clock hits zero on Love four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.