The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Love will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.