The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.