The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.