The Kneel-Down Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Love tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.