The Pick-Six Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Love is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.