The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- A mysterious flag erases Love's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Love goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.