The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Love's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.