The Sack Spiral Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.