The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Love, the end zone is a rumor.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Love drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.