The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Love leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.