The Overthrow Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
87%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.