The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.