The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Love, the end zone is a rumor.
- Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.