The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The play clock hits zero on Love four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
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- Josh Jacobs
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- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.