The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Love's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.