The Kneel-Down Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.