The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.