The Overthrow Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- The play clock hits zero on Love four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Love gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.