The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.