The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Love four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Love's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.