The Bad Snap Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Love's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.