The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.
- Love will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
79%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.