The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.