The Bad Snap Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Love's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Love's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.