The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Love, Love, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.