The Bad Snap Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.