The Checkdown Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Love will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.