The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Love will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Love drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.