The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Love's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Love's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.