The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Love finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.