The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Love's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Love is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.