The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Love, that's a flag." Love: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.