The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
90%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.