The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Love's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.