The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Love finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Love scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.