The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“The broadcast shows Love on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Love is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Love's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.