The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Love, Love, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.