The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Love leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.