The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- A mysterious flag erases Love's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.