The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Love, the end zone is a rumor.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Love's stadium. Only over Love.
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Love, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.