The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mason, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.